Thursday, July 31, 2008

Canadians Must Be Watching Too Much American Television.


Photo: John Woods, Canadian Press

This is some crazy shit. As I was getting my morning coffee in the breakroom this morning, the television was on in the background. I heard talk of decapitation, and of course turned around to hear what was going on.
A witness was telling his account of a fellow Greyhound passenger being repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated by the person sitting next to him. The bus was travelling through Manitoba overnight.

RCMP would not confirm the reports, but stated that a "major incident" took place around 9 p.m. Wednesday evening on the bus, as it traveled down the Trans-Canada Highway, heading to Winnipeg from Edmonton.

A man has been taken into custody, but police remained tight-lipped about the case.

The passenger interviewed, told CNN that the attacker had been sitting beside the victim, who was asleep, with his headphones on.

Caton said he heard a "blood-curdling scream" as the man held a "Rambo hunting knife" above the victim.

"He must have stabbed him 50 times or 60 times," said the eye witness.

Can you imagine traveling along, listening to your mp3 player and waking up to that?
In Canada?
Seriously horrifying.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Sexy Foul Mouthed Beast.

Johnny Truant rides Demon Semen like no other.
Watch them perform live at Download.
CLICK ME!

I'm Doing It! Conquering the Hamburger. One Bite at a Time.


I'M FINALLY DOING IT!

Tonight, my friend Hans and I are heading out to the Lion's Tap, where I will be doing my duty as an American - eating a hamburger.
I have not bitten into one of these scary things since I was a wee girl. And to be honest, I am a bit frightened. BUT. Hans assures me that they the Lion's tap has the best hamburgers ever.

Basically, the cow blood is on his hands if I a) PUKE, b) HATE it or c) LOVE IT AND GAIN 20 LBS before I move to Denver.

I know these questions are probably weighing heavily on your mind:
Will she like it?
Can she finish it?
Will she vomit in the parking lot?
What does one wear to such a groundbreaking event in one's life?


Don't worry, friends. I shall update you on my brave leap towards carnivorous epicureanism. I bet you can't wait.

HAMBURGER, The Playlist
Tunes dedicated to sloth and gluttony.
Just in time for the weekend.
Suede- "We Are The Pigs"
The Detroit Cobras - "Outta This World"
Attack in Black- "Hunger of the Young"

Bearded Lady Motorcycle Freak Show, Saturday, July 26


Click on the picture for the Bearded Lady Web site.
COME ONE, COME ALL!

The annual Bearded Lady motorcycle freakshow is going on this Saturday at the 331 Club in NE Mpls. Come visit the madness on the corner of University Ave and 13th Ave NE. Live music, beer, carnival hijinks, and not to mention, Pizza Luce (YUMMY). Party time is at noon and goes until six.
And I will be slinging suds the whole time.
But the fun doesn’t stop there, be prepared for more bands and entertainment at The 331 Club and Ritz Theater throughout the evening.
This years entertainment:
» The Corpse Show Creeps
» The Rockford Mules
» The Evening Rig!!!
» Tim Rally Gold
» The Brass Kings
» Al's Rock-a-Billy Quartet
» Le Cirque Rouge Cabaret & Burlesque
» Miss Honey Combs
» Ballet of the Dolls

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Go Ask Alice

The Alice Project—On Exhibit
July 26th, from 7-11pm at the Stevens Square Center for the Arts
$3 Suggested Donation

It was 150 years ago that Lewis Carroll was creating the beloved fable Alice in Wonderland!
Attendees can expect to revel in:
• A maze of giant props and admire Alice inspired art from over a dozen artists
• A game of chess-croquet!
• And of course, my favorite - a bar!

SSCA is located at 1905 3rd Ave S, on the 2nd Floor, above the 3rd Avenue Market. See you there!

I Made You A Mixtape, But I Eated It!


I didn't really eat it. And - really, it's more of a playlist that you can download by clicking on the links. It's hump day. Download this shit and get your grind on.

TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED BEFORE.

Jay Reatard - "Let It Go"
The Pogues - "A Pair of Brown Eyes"
MGMT - "Indie Rockers"
The Blood Sugars - "Cinderella"
The Rapture - "No Sex For Ben"
Cardigans - "I Need Some Fine Wine and You Need to Be Nicer"
Black Moth - "Roller Disco"
Blood For Blood - "Rock N Roll Song"

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

GORBACHEV - The Music Video. BIGGER AND RUSSIANIER!


GORBACHEV - The Music Video. BIGGER AND RUSSIANIER!
Russia's history in the form of a zombie movie/metal music video. The video is actually pretty cool. I enjoy the animated Soviet propaganda.
CHECK THIS OUT.
OMG.
Click on this link to view:
http://www.vimeo.com/1223566

"Emos are Rebels", Cry Russian Government Officials


PHOTO COURTESY OF THE GUARDIAN

Russia got rid of the Chechens, then the ethnic Georgians, and then the "maverick journalists." The new "rebels" to be the target of the Ruskies - EMO KIDS!

These pierced lipped, glam haired, black eyelinered rebels have Russia's leader up in arms.

Clueless social conservatives are lumping these little whiners together with skinheads, pushing for heavy regulation of their websites and the banning of goth fashion from schools and government buildings. Hot Topic Russia? EPIC FAIL.
Bands like My Chemical Romance and Dashboard Confessional were introduced in Moscow during 2003. Within weeks, teens with dark lipstick and studded belts were rebelliously hanging out at the All-Russia Exhibition Centre and Pushkin Square.
The bill being passed to ban emo fashion descrives "emos" as 12-16 year-olds with black and pink clothing, studded belts, painted fingernails, ear and eyebrow piercings and black hair with fringes that 'cover half the face'. Emo culture's negative ideology may encourage depression, social withdrawal and even suicide," states the bill. And of couse, they believe young girls are the most vulnerable.
In the UK, emo kids took to the streets to protest their pouty dispositions and their right to wear skin-tight girl pants.
In Russia, dozens of the morose teens marched in Krasnoyarsk, Siberia, holding signs ranging from the hilarious "We're Not A CULT. We are the MCR Army", "to emo - but poignant signs reading "Kill the State in Yourself" and "A Totalitarian State Encourages Stupidity."


Personally, I would have gone after the New Ravers. The rainbow colored leggings and zebra print jeans are starting to get to me.

Bloc Party Singer Attacked by Johnny Rotten's Entourage at Spanish Music Festival.

Backstage at a music festival in Spain this weekend, Sex Pistols legend John Lydon aka "Johnny Rotten", regaled of tales from the glory days. Within 30 minutes, Kele Okereke, of Bloc Party, was bleeding. He claims that he was assaulted by Rotten's entourage and was subjected to a "racist tirade" on Saturday at Barcelona's music festival, Summercase.
According to The Guardian, Okereke, who is Nigerian in descent, claims stated that he was "set upon" by Lydon's crew after a verbal argument, which prompted one of Lydon's friends to tell Okereke: "Your problem is your black attitude." Unfortunately, that doesn't sound too far off from someone that cut his teeth during the aryan glory days of british punk.
The incident was witnessed by more than 50 people, including Ricky Wilson of the Kaiser Chiefs, Minneapolis' Har Mar Superstar and the Foals.
Lydon accuses Okereke of starting the fight and conjuring up racist allegations for publicity's sake.
Okereke said in a statement, "It's not an issue of the physical assault, even though it was an unprovoked attack, it is the fact that race was brought into the matter so readily. Someone as respected and intelligent as Lydon should know better than to bring race into the equation, or socialise with and encourage those who hold such narrow-minded attitudes. I am disappointed that someone I held with such high regard turns out to be such a bigot."
Lydon;s retort: "We are in the middle of a wonderful tour. After 30 years we are achieving a true unity in our audience. They are multi-varied, all ages, all races, creeds and colours. When you are at a festival with bands who are jealous fools, lies and confusion usually follow . . . Grow up and learn to be a true man. When you have achieved as much as I have, come back and talk to me. It's a shame the wonderful world of the media is riddled with nonsense like this."
Oh, who to believe.
In my opinion, Okereke is a mild-mannered, soft spoken man. I cannot imagine him conjuring up such a story.
But I don't wanna believe it.
What a ROTTEN situation.
boo.

Wearing Wife Beater, but Beating his Mum Instead.


Aww man! Christian Bale has been arrested for assaulting his mother.
His mother and sister reported the American Psycho star . Bale, who is in London to attend the European premiere of The Dark Knight, was apprehended by british police at the Dorchester hotel, where the incident is thought to have taken place on Sunday night.
This is disappointing. And to think! I was going to mother his children. He can kiss that goodbye now. Mom-beater.

Monday, July 21, 2008

"My Name is Earl" or is it "My Name is L. Ron 'Creepo' Hubbard?"



"My Name Is Earl" is a television program about karma and redemption, but critics are saying there is an extremely strong tie to the the Church of Scientology. "What goes around, comes around" is an old addage that in my opinion, tends to be true. In fact, I wish more programs had nice, valuable and whole-hearted messages to send out to America's couch potatoes.

"My Name Is Earl" carries the karmic principle throughout each episode, as reformed felon Earl Hickey attempts to make up for past wrongs by facing each ill-act and making things right. But there may be something fishy at the heart of "Earl" if you believe what many critics are saying.

Critics claim there's a heavy influence by the Church of Scientology on the show with jobs for the its members, and a crypto-religious subtext. Silly me, I thought it just a silly show with a pleasant message.
It would blow to be a publicity officer for the Church of Scientology right now. First, there was controversy caused by the Panorama program and the John Sweeney meltdown. Now, there are the allegations about "My Name Is Earl." Not to mention the reprecussions of famous jackasses like Tom Cruise running around.

The connection begins with Earl himself. Actor Jason Lee is a Scientologist, as is show creator Greg Garcia and Ethan Suplee who plays Earl's maybe-retarded brother Randy. Not to mention an ensemble cast and guest appearances featuring the likes of other freaks such as Juliette Lewis. Also down with the Church is Giovanni Ribisi, who plays character Ralph Mariano. Looks like if you are in Hollywood, a church membership may just trump having a union card, fake tits and relevant experience.

Scientologists in Hollywood are nothing new. High profile members include Beck, Kirstie Alley, John Travolta and Priscilla Presley. While there is nothing in its doctrines promoting celebrity, it certainly hasn't shied away from embracing the publicity it gets from it's tinseltown darlings. Were you aware thatCharles Manson is also said to have studied Scientology? Strangely, the Church seem less eager for people to know about that.
They certainly seem to be a touchy bunch, these Scientologsts. People tread warily around them due to their hearty appetite for legal action.

But, I am not jumping to any conclusions. Who doesn't hook their homies up? And it's Hollywood, for christ's sake. Tinseltown has always had cabals, real or imagined. For instance, Spencer Tracy's Irish mafia in the 1930s, or the recent panic about the alleged "gay mafia."

Maybe critics wouldn't be freaking out if "My Name Is Earl" wasn't such a well-received show. Whatever the case, Scientology seems unlikely to shake off the common perception that it is a cult. Are they using creepy commie brainwashing techniques to brainwash already half-retarded television viewers? I don't know. I don't really care.

If you don't like the idea, you can always use your chubby fingers to push the up button on the remote.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

MPLS DRUNKEN SPELLING BEE! SATURDAY AT THE 331!


BEE THERE! FREE JAMESON, DRUNK SPELLING, HALF-NAKED SPELLING, HULA HOOPS.
Hosted by Moi.
Of course, it is going to be amazing. So, you should probably "bee" there.
$8 gets you in the game. Every round you advance, you receive a free drink courtesy of Jameson.
21+, of course.
6:30 registration. The game begins at 7 p.m. and goes until around 9 p.m.
Come join the fun, or just watch.
Voyeurism is free!
331 Club, 13th and University, NE MPLS.
PRE-REGISTER HERE:
or e-mail me

TOXIC AVENGER FAN? TROMAPALOOZA is Saturday!


SATURDAY JULY 19th - July 20

Tromapalooza @ Loring Alley, behind Nick & Eddies

1612 Harmon Place Minneapolis 1pm both days

$10 Live music, famous celebrities, and horrific alcohol consumption will ensue at this 2 day music and film sideshow.

You can meet the President of Troma Entertainment, Lloyd Kaufman, hear live music and be in a video for local band Faggot - who is headlining this awesome fucking festival.

Delight yourself in a vodka sno-cone while you watch flame eating, magic tricks and burlesque. Remember the CLASS OF NUKE EM HIGH? You can take a gander at an original 35mm print.

LINK OF THE DAY


Does your weatherman drink forties and have knuckle rockers?

I didn't think so.

But these guys do. Rake Magazine brings you, my pick for cool link of the day:


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

"This goes out to all my underdone, undertongued, monk-lunged frontmen"

ON HEAVY ROTATION:
I cannot get enough of WHY. They make me want to make out with everything. And dance. Good combo!
Listen "why", get it? hahaha.
Seriously though, listen.
WHY will be playing THE TRIPLE ROCK on Sept. 27 with Tobacco.

NAS, "Queens Get The Money"

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Jess' BADASS Mondays


BADASS of the Week: Ira Glass

Host and Executive Producer, This American Life

Ira Glass started working in public radio in 1978, when he was 19, as an intern at National Public Radio's headquarters in Washington. Over the next 17 years, he worked just about every NPR news show and did just about any and every production job they had. His job experience ranges from tape-cutter, to desk assistant, to newscast writer, to editor, to producer, to reporter and substitute host.
He spent a year in a high school for NPR, and a year in an elementary school, filing every week or two for All Things Considered.

He put This American Life on the air in November of 1995.

He is a vegetarian.

He dated cartoonist Lynda Barry and moved to Chicago in 1989 to be with her.

Barry has written a comic story about the relationship, entitled "Head Lice and My Worst Boyfriend," in her book One! Hundred! Demons!.

He gets my vote for Monday BADASS.

Of Montreal adds new Member. Look like Douchebags. I Still like em.


Of Montreal recently welcomed a new member into the band: Ahmed Gallab, or Sinkane. Sinkane will be working overtime this fall, opening a handful of Of Montreal's Midwest shows, with L.A. noiseniks HEALTH relpacing them at a few West Coast dates.


The band will be jumping the pond for a few dates next month, but will return soon.


Here are the upcoming American tourdates.

St. Louis, MO - The Pageant *10-25 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue10-26 Milwaukee, WI - Pabst Theatre *10-27 Chicago, IL - The Riviera *10-28 Toronto, Ontario - Queen Elizabeth Theatre10-30 Boston, MA - Orpheum Theatre 10-31 Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory 11-01 Richmond, VA - The National 11-08 Atlanta, GA - The Tabernacle11-11 New Orleans, LA - Howlin Wolf 11-12 Houston, TX - Warehouse Liv11-13 Austin, TX - 507 E. 6th Street11-14 Dallas, TX - House of Blues Dallas11-15 Lawrence, KS - Liberty Hall 11-16 Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre 11-17 Murray, UT - Murray Super Theatre 11-19 Seattle, WA - Showbox So Do 11-20 Portland, OR - Roseland 11-21 San Francisco, CA - Regency Center Grand Ballroom 11-22 Los Angeles, CA - TBA * with Sinkane with HEALTH


Bloc Party's "Mercury" Shoves it all in. And Somehow, it Works.


Based on the giant hype the new Bloc Party track is getting, I'm pretty sure my street cred would be shot if I didn’t post about this.
As a fan of Bloc Party, I have been awaiting this release. From the first of their albums, Silent Alarm, I have been continually impressed by the evolution and depth of Bloc Party. Silent Alarm’s clever references to the Pretenders, Gang of Four were a plus for me. The hard hitting, fast tempos and trebley toned guitars were a nice escape from the bass-heavy garage-influenced indie rock and bouncy brit pop which were invading the airwaves.
A Weekend In The City was decisively calmer, more mature and poetic. It was a gorgeous album - and although I have to now be in a certain mood to turn it on, its songwriting and production remain remarkable.
“Mercury” seems to have a whole slew of things going on within it. It’s no Mars Volta track, but it does seem to be experimental and disheveled.
Maybe it’s a slap in the face to those who reprimanded them for their last commercially viable (but still amazing) album. Maybe it's an ode to all of the ever-so-popular fad of mash-ups. Maybe they are just evolving. Whatever they are doing, it STILL works.
Take a listen and decide for yourself.
After all, I’m just a chesty broad with a keyboard.
Bloc Party- Mercury
courtesy of prettymuchamazing.com

Friday, July 11, 2008

Beat Me Off, Beat You Down.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
FROM:
Jonathan Kunstman
Tallahassee Florida's finest.
"K4RKOV: Man, a hando from freddy madball. that's about as hot a prison rape."
Sent at 11:05 AM

BUTTFUCK BONANZA. BASTARD SAINT, free. Saturday!


SATURDAY JULY 12TH

Bastard Saint@ The Hexagon

2600 27th Ave S Minneapolis9pm / 21+ /

Free

Awesome and local face-melters and buttfuckers, Bastard Saint bring their messy, sludgy, Southern-influenced metalto the Hexagon Bar Saturday night.

You can watch. But don't feed these animals.

They fart.

DIYers. This Weekend Is Zine Fest!


SATURDAY, JULY 12th- 13th
Zine Fest
Steven's Square Center for the Arts 1905 3rd Ave S Mpls
Saturday 11am-5pm & Sunday 11am-4pm
Free
This two day extravaganza devoted to independently published and DIY books (zines). Over 30 exhibitors will be selling and swapping zines. Comide de Food Not Bombs will be provided, and you can peruse vintage Minneapolis zines, hear Mr. Mike of Mt. Holly reminisce about Mpls zine history and watch demonstrations and documentaries. Buy directly from the artists, usually for under 5 bucks, and own your very own piece of DIY pop culture.

Diamond Encrusted Benz


If you're to showcase your ballin' ass wealth in a subtle and tasteful manner, a Mercedes owner in dubai has created the car of your dreams.

This Merceded SL comes complete with diamond encrusted paint, chrome wheels and white fur-lined seating. OBVIOUSLY.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Some good Minneapolis tunes.

The Replacements, Unsatisfied
Dillinger Four, doublewhiskeycokenoice
Evening Rig, City Lights

And with Great Sadness, I say Goodbye.


I am officially moving to Denver.

I will miss Minneapolis.

My heart feels sad.

I have so many wonderful friends here that will always remain my friend, no matter where we are.

So, with that said. All hail Minneapolis.

I love this place.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Current Obsession: Captain Beefheart - Safe as milk.


After shopping my ass off at Sailorjerry.com, I ran across a post, raving about this shit.
Now, I can't seem to get enough of the first Beefheart LP 'Safe As Milk'.
It's unique, bizarre, well written.
Check it out.

You can download it here:
http://blog.sailorjerry.com/mp3/download.php?file=461mp3_01_sure_nuff_n_yes_i.mp3

Barbeque Covered Burglar. MMMM. Saucy!


THE BARBEQUE BANDIT STRIKES.
Police in Appleton, Wisc. arrested a man drenched in barbecue sauce last week after being called to a home for a burglary in progress.
The couple whose house was being burgled, heard whistling coming from their basement.
In true Midwestern form, the man of the house armed himself with a shotgun and headed to the basement, where he found a light on. After turning his the light off, the burglar, COVERED in BARBEQUE SAUCE, asked the resident what he was doing.
After seeing the shotgun, the burglar surrendered without a fight. He explained that he entered the home because he was on the run from the government.
And after being asked about his body being covered in tasty BBQ sauce, the man explained calmly that it was "an urban disguise."
The man was wearing the woman’s jacket and the man’s hat upon arrest.
I hope they weren't white, cause barbeque sauce tends to leave a nasty stain!
Items stolen by the saucy bandit include a can of soda, and a bottle of barbecue sauce.

I love life!

Well, this is lame as shit.

Wisconsin gay couples who marry in California may face harsh penalty

Those who enter into a marriage that's prohibited or declared void in Wisconsin can be fined up to $10,000 and sentenced to nine months in prison.
.
It's a concern for same-sex Wisconsin couples who might be considering a wedding in California, where the state Supreme Court recently legalized gay marriage, according to gay rights advocacy group Fair Wisconsin. However, it's unclear whether those couples would be prosecuted.

In 2006, 59% of Wisconsin voters supported a constitutional amendment that reads: "Only a marriage between one man and one woman shall be valid or recognized as a marriage in this state. A legal status identical or substantially similar to that of marriage for unmarried individuals shall not be valid or recognized in this state."

Julaine Appling, chief executive officer of the Wisconsin Family Council, said the statutes are clear and the law should be enforced.

David Buckel, marriage project director for Lambda Legal, says other states have similar laws, but Wisconsin imposes the stiffest penalties. The national group advocates for civil rights for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered people.

"We put the information out there because we're deeply worried about same-sex couples in Wisconsin who may not know about this," Buckel said.

Decisions about whether to prosecute are left to district attorneys.

NASCAR, racist? Are we Really Surprised?


Fired worker files $225 million discrimination lawsuit
A former NASCAR official was fired last year after complaining about "virulently racist harassment, a racially hostile work environment and insidious and pervasive race discrimination reflective of a former, uglier era in our nation's history."
In a lawsuit charging racial and sexual harassment, Mauricia Grant, who worked as a "technical inspector" on NASCAR's second-tier Nationwide Series, says she was constantly taunted with racist nicknames(such as "Nappy Headed Mo," "Queen Sheba," and "Simpleton") and subjected to stereotypes, such as being told she worked "on Colored People Time" if arriving late.
Grant's 40-page lawsuit, filed in June, details 20 pages of e-mails, text messages, and racist and/or sexist comments directed at her. Grant was NASCAR's sole black female official when hired in January 2005.
This sucks, but for some reason, does not suprise me at all. Nascar is a southern, redneck, confederate flag waving sport. Now my half-wit, Puerto-Rican, womanly brain hopes that maybe this lawsuit will change that. Even a little bit.
Maybe the decal stickers of Calvin pissing will be replaced by pink triangles, peace signs or even a darwin fish. Can you imagine the tazmanian devils replaced by Obama '08 stickers?
I don't think that is happening in my lifetime. But maybe.
Thoughts?

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Don't miss this Exhibit.

"Together in Darkness"

Michigan-based photographer Stefan Peterson has made a career of photographing rock and roll. Around since the mid-90s, Peterson has his latest exhibit at the American Swedish Institute through August 3.
2600 Park Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612.871.4907.

“Together in the Darkness,” is made of photos he took while documenting rock in Sweden.

To view a slideshow of Peterson's work, go to
http://www.citypages.com/slideshow/view/94696/2?play=true

Did You Know Brando Boffed James Dean?


Check this site out.
Hours of fun.
www.whosdatedwho.com

Crafting Nerds! July is "How-to" Month!


And www.Etsy.com is hosting online seminars for free.

Here is the class schedule.
Remember pals!
To create is to live!

Monday July 7th - 4pm to 8pm - Craft Night Tutorial: Origami
Tuesday July 8th - 7pm - Applique with Anda
Wednesday July 9th - 5pm - Beaded Earrings with MaryMary
Thursday July 10th - 5pm - Screenprinting with Matt
Friday July 11th - 11am - Metal Etching with Daniellexo
Monday July 14th - 4pm to 8pm - Craft Night Tutorial: Cupcake Night!
Tuesday July 15th - 7pm - Envelope Pillow with Anda
Wednesday July 16th - 7pm - Bath and Body Labeling & Legalities with Mary Helen
Thursday July 17th - 6pm - Beginner Sewing with HeyMichelle
Friday July 18th - 10am - Intro to Metalsmithing with Daniellexo
Saturday July 19th - 2pm - Paper Puppets with Crankbunny
Monday July 21st - 4pm to 8pm - Craft Night Tutorial: Making Stencils
Tuesday July 22nd - 5pm - Incredible Shrinking Plastic with IHeartMustaches
Wednesday July 23rd - 8pm - Setting up a Jewelry Torch with Daniellexo
Thursday July 24th - 4pm - Workshop with Kayte aka loveforever
Friday July 25th - 4pm - Glass Etching with MissBatch
Monday July 28th - 4pm to 8pm - Craft Night Tutorial: Fabric Dying
Tuesday July 29th - 7pm - Card Making with SaraWearsSkirts
Wednesday July 30th - 7pm - Fiber Workshop with Kim
Thursday July 31th - 5pm - Making Paper Boxes with MaryMary
www.etsy.com/storque/section/events/article/live-how-tos-for-all-of-july/2017

RANT. Ian Curtis, Joy Division singer's grave stone stolen.

What the fuck? Who would do that!
Steal a headstone? This reminds me of when I went to visit Jim Morrison's grave in Paris. It smelled of piss and garbage, was full of trash and graffiti. If you respect someone enough to visit their final resting place (granted Morrison's body no longer lies there) why would you pee on it? I think the only gravestone that would be appropriate to piss on is probably R. Kel's, but hey. It'd be like pouring a little out for the homies.
Random though. I wonder what Hitler's grave looks like? I'd condone weeing, deficating and vomiting. Fo' sho.

Speaking of Which . . . Sam Riley for Burberry. Swoon.



Did Ian Curtis rise from the grave to pose for Burberry’s latest fall 2008 campaign?

Nope. It's my new boyfriend Sam Riley, who acted as Ian in CONTROL.

Once again in black and white, here he is posing for burberry with fresh faced Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Maybe film and fashion can still amalgamate to become more than its parts.