Man names his newborn after McPalin Republimart.

WHAT?
Yes. It's true.
A father of a newborn girl has secretly named his offspring after the Republican ticket. Sarah McCain Palin was barely born when Mark Ciptak of TN penned the name on the documents for the poor child's birth certificate. The baby, who was supposed to be named Ava Grace, will certainly be doomed for greed, idiocy and religious fanaticism - but hey! Maybe she will hunt real good-like!
"I don't think she believes me yet,"said Mr. Ciptak to the Kingsport Times-News. 'It's going to take some more convincing." Ciptak, a said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to 'to get the word out' about the campaign.
Good way to do it! Enjoy divorce!!