THE BARBEQUE BANDIT STRIKES.
Police in Appleton, Wisc. arrested a man drenched in barbecue sauce last week after being called to a home for a burglary in progress.
The couple whose house was being burgled, heard whistling coming from their basement.
In true Midwestern form, the man of the house armed himself with a shotgun and headed to the basement, where he found a light on. After turning his the light off, the burglar, COVERED in BARBEQUE SAUCE, asked the resident what he was doing.
After seeing the shotgun, the burglar surrendered without a fight. He explained that he entered the home because he was on the run from the government.
And after being asked about his body being covered in tasty BBQ sauce, the man explained calmly that it was "an urban disguise."
The man was wearing the woman’s jacket and the man’s hat upon arrest.
I hope they weren't white, cause barbeque sauce tends to leave a nasty stain!
Items stolen by the saucy bandit include a can of soda, and a bottle of barbecue sauce.
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